"On family values:
You know what it takes? It takes a barbecue. I think that what the country needs now is a good, smoky barbecue—family style, at least once a week, winter months included. Every Sunday."
I don't know if it's a joke or not, and obviously I don't think his Iraq exit strategy, "that would involve no killing, no bloodshed, a safe return home and some sort of compensation..." is workable, but how cool would it be to have Dave Grohl as president? I see the slogan now, "He leads the Foo Fighters, he's ready to lead America."