Thursday, November 09, 2006

The real Democratic agenda!

Can be found here.

You and I know it's a joke, but does Karl Rove? He's broken from reality. Rush might, but he'll lie about it.

I'm going to be SUCH a pompous ass for the next two years.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Dems take the entire senate...

How do I know? They interrupted Lost to tell me. Webb takes Virginia. I've never been so happy to be so wrong. Finally we can get back to a slow, inefficient, and correct government. Sweet, sweet checks and balances!

How badly did people want Republicans out of office?

So badly they voted a dead Democrat in over a live Republican.

"PIERRE, S.D. - A woman who died two months ago won a county commissioner's race in Jerauld County on Tuesday.

Democrat Marie Steichen, of Woonsocket, got 100 votes, defeating incumbent Republican Merlin Feistner, of Woonsocket, who had 64 votes. "

It ain't over till the fat man (Webb) sings...

Now it's down to one.

I'm still expecting the Senate to split though. Expect the snub vote to win the day.

"Dat Allen, he's be an alright guy."

PS: Not for nothing...but looking at the figures above, less than a half a million people get a Senator? Hell, if that's the case then Harlem should have like ten.

The Defination of a Little too Late...

Rumsfeld resigns.

"Yes, I'll be taking that door."

Not to say that I'm a bad winner...but suck it GOP...

Nancy Pelosi, the new and first female Speaker of the House, called the Democratic victory last night, "A Victory for America." I disagree. Calling this a victory for America is completely subjective. It's like when an athlete says, "God was on our side" after a win. It sounds great to the team who won, but after listening to the Republicans speak those words for the last six odd years they ring shallow. I prefer to think of this not as a victory, not as a referendum on the war, but as Americans of all faiths, cultures, and races getting together to say together, in one voice, "F Bush. F him right in his ear, and while you're at it F Cheney, F Rice, and the rest of your crew."

There's a smile on my face as I write this, but not because the Democrats won. I've mentioned before that I have a problems with the Democratic party, and they have a long ways to go to truly find their ways back into my heart (except for you Obama--I will always love you :) But I'm smiling because Bush lost. Let's not forget that, as it once was about the economy stupid! This election was about Bush dummy! He has everything to lose, and hopefully he will be drained of every drop. I'm not talking about Impeachment--though I'm all for it--but what I am talking about is the pride and arrogance he's shown through out his presidency. The only thing Bush has decided on since he's been in power is that he refuses to work within the confines of the Constitution of the United States, and now that he's been cut down a peg, we'll find out how truly bipartisan he is. Sadly I think that Bush never has, and never will, play well with others.

By the way, everyone seems to have forgotten that the Senate is too close to call. There is still a slight chance that the Dems could take it, and yet, I'm still sticking with my orginal call of Allen holding his seat. Way I figure, he could stomp on Maya Angelou while wearing a Klan outfit, and they would still elect him--"Ain't no way dem city folk gonna tell us who ta vote fo!"

Another side note: Didn't Bill standing in the background of Hillary's victory speech last night look sorta eerie?

What a beautiful day!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Something we all missed during the election hype...

Yes folks, somewhere in the middle of all Decision 06 stuff Saddam was convicted and sentenced. My question is--what should be done about his execution? Now since the Iraqis don't have the same ideas about Cruel and Unusual punishment as America used to (and yes, that's not a typo), and since this guy did some real damage to real people, I think it would benefit everyone if we could think of some revenue gathering ideas for his execution that would help out Saddam's victims. Here's a few that I thought of, and please feel free to add your own.

1) Hang him and then make a real life "Weekend at Bernie's" featuring his corpse. Feel free to use his body in the next "Borat" movie as well.

2) Have a special, world-wide, edition of "Deal or no Deal" in which the contestants are nothing but Saddam victims. Saddam will be kept in a cage the entire time, and every time the contestants say "No deal" they also get to kick him in the nuts. If a person wins the million dollars they get the money and Saddam is executed at the winner's whim.

3) Mike Tyson vs. Saddam Hussein in a bare knuckle brawl--promoted by Don King--also pay-per-view worldwide. Tyson could use the confidence.

4) The Running Man

Just a little something to remind you to vote...


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