Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Hope for the Klan...

Maybe they'll have a conference to discover whether slavery existed...oh wait, they admit that, they just want it to return.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Funnest Clip EVER

Now where's my money!

Gotta love You Tube

Friday, December 01, 2006

2,000 hits...

Somewhere along the way this blog got it's 2,000th hit. I'd like to thank all those who made this possible, and for checking me out when I have had posts, and the more numerous times when I haven't.

If I get 8,000 more doesn't Blogger send me a tote bag or something?

Talk about putting the cart before the horse...

I'm putting 3,000 dollars away to celebrate winning the Nobel Prize in literature next year. Tomorrow I'll be in Central Park hunting pigeons for dinner.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

The real Democratic agenda!

Can be found here.

You and I know it's a joke, but does Karl Rove? He's broken from reality. Rush might, but he'll lie about it.

I'm going to be SUCH a pompous ass for the next two years.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Dems take the entire senate...

How do I know? They interrupted Lost to tell me. Webb takes Virginia. I've never been so happy to be so wrong. Finally we can get back to a slow, inefficient, and correct government. Sweet, sweet checks and balances!

How badly did people want Republicans out of office?

So badly they voted a dead Democrat in over a live Republican.

"PIERRE, S.D. - A woman who died two months ago won a county commissioner's race in Jerauld County on Tuesday.

Democrat Marie Steichen, of Woonsocket, got 100 votes, defeating incumbent Republican Merlin Feistner, of Woonsocket, who had 64 votes. "

It ain't over till the fat man (Webb) sings...

Now it's down to one.

I'm still expecting the Senate to split though. Expect the snub vote to win the day.

"Dat Allen, he's be an alright guy."

PS: Not for nothing...but looking at the figures above, less than a half a million people get a Senator? Hell, if that's the case then Harlem should have like ten.

The Defination of a Little too Late...

Rumsfeld resigns.

"Yes, I'll be taking that door."

Not to say that I'm a bad winner...but suck it GOP...

Nancy Pelosi, the new and first female Speaker of the House, called the Democratic victory last night, "A Victory for America." I disagree. Calling this a victory for America is completely subjective. It's like when an athlete says, "God was on our side" after a win. It sounds great to the team who won, but after listening to the Republicans speak those words for the last six odd years they ring shallow. I prefer to think of this not as a victory, not as a referendum on the war, but as Americans of all faiths, cultures, and races getting together to say together, in one voice, "F Bush. F him right in his ear, and while you're at it F Cheney, F Rice, and the rest of your crew."

There's a smile on my face as I write this, but not because the Democrats won. I've mentioned before that I have a problems with the Democratic party, and they have a long ways to go to truly find their ways back into my heart (except for you Obama--I will always love you :) But I'm smiling because Bush lost. Let's not forget that, as it once was about the economy stupid! This election was about Bush dummy! He has everything to lose, and hopefully he will be drained of every drop. I'm not talking about Impeachment--though I'm all for it--but what I am talking about is the pride and arrogance he's shown through out his presidency. The only thing Bush has decided on since he's been in power is that he refuses to work within the confines of the Constitution of the United States, and now that he's been cut down a peg, we'll find out how truly bipartisan he is. Sadly I think that Bush never has, and never will, play well with others.

By the way, everyone seems to have forgotten that the Senate is too close to call. There is still a slight chance that the Dems could take it, and yet, I'm still sticking with my orginal call of Allen holding his seat. Way I figure, he could stomp on Maya Angelou while wearing a Klan outfit, and they would still elect him--"Ain't no way dem city folk gonna tell us who ta vote fo!"

Another side note: Didn't Bill standing in the background of Hillary's victory speech last night look sorta eerie?

What a beautiful day!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Something we all missed during the election hype...

Yes folks, somewhere in the middle of all Decision 06 stuff Saddam was convicted and sentenced. My question is--what should be done about his execution? Now since the Iraqis don't have the same ideas about Cruel and Unusual punishment as America used to (and yes, that's not a typo), and since this guy did some real damage to real people, I think it would benefit everyone if we could think of some revenue gathering ideas for his execution that would help out Saddam's victims. Here's a few that I thought of, and please feel free to add your own.

1) Hang him and then make a real life "Weekend at Bernie's" featuring his corpse. Feel free to use his body in the next "Borat" movie as well.

2) Have a special, world-wide, edition of "Deal or no Deal" in which the contestants are nothing but Saddam victims. Saddam will be kept in a cage the entire time, and every time the contestants say "No deal" they also get to kick him in the nuts. If a person wins the million dollars they get the money and Saddam is executed at the winner's whim.

3) Mike Tyson vs. Saddam Hussein in a bare knuckle brawl--promoted by Don King--also pay-per-view worldwide. Tyson could use the confidence.

4) The Running Man

Just a little something to remind you to vote...


Tuesday, October 31, 2006

African-Americans, my dad, and the United States Government

From Sully:

"I was chatting with some friends after the Maher show. They'd been against the war from the beginning. They were African-American and said it was obvious to them that the WMD argument was what they called "game." They weren't surprised. I was. I believed George W. Bush. And I trusted him. And as the evidence has poured in that my faith and trust were betrayed, my surprise has turned to rage. I'm not a generally angry person. But if I have placed my trust in someone on a matter of this gravity and I find out they lied, bungled and betrayed me and others who trusted them, then all I can say is: they picked the wrong guy to bamboozle."

I suppose that one of the "African-American's" that Andrew refers to here is Harry Belafonte, who had also appeared on Maher's show that night. If so, Belafonte's distrust of GWB should have been of no surprise--no more then any other African-American who historically has been skeptical of the US government since the government accepted and institutionalized slavery (Dred Scott decision and beyond) and segargation (Jim Crow). In general, blacks, whether we want to admit it or not (and usually we don't when we are in the company of whites) know like the Native American that whites (and let me clarify, rich-landowning, powerful whites) speak with a "Forked Tongue." How could we not? Remember the old saying, "Fool me once, shame on me, fool me again..." well beside the Native American no one has gotten as fooled by white political leaders than the Afro-American. Black cynicism is so deep rooted in this country that it becomes, politically and culturally, part of our idenity. Even Black leaders are distrusted, and why not? To be a black leader means playing the white man's game. Whites have no choice but to view this cynicism as racism, and perhaps even blacks feel that it racism, but if one gets periodically kicked in the ass by people who (at least on the surface) look alike isn't it at least understandable if one gets prejudiced towards that particular figure?

Now that being said, let me talk a bit about my father's particular distrust towards George W. Bush. My father, sharing in many of the biases African-Americans share in regards to white politicians, found a unique skepticism towards our current president for reasons that are still unknown to him or I. When questioned, my father's only response is, "I don't know why, but I didn't trust that snake from the moment I saw him." Yet I've been wondering this myself, and the only answer I can come up with is that something about GWB's record compouned my father's inherent distrust. Here comes a canidate who's dodged the draft, failed at finding oil in Texas, failed at taking a Baseball team to the World Series, and then was, at best, a mediocure Governor, yet he's the man to lead America? To my father, I suppose, he looks at him as not only as a white canidate, but as an inept white canidate. Yet another "surprise" that seems to have shocked the world. You might as well have voted Corey Haim as President. On second thought, that might have been a better choice.

Frankly Sullivan can take his rage and cram it. How dumb, how delusional, are whites (at least poor/ Christian fundamentalist/ conservative whites) not to see the forest for the trees, or the body bags for their free trade ideology. Maybe the conquest of Hawaii should have enlightened them, or the invasion of Cuba? No? Then how about the overthrow of Mossadegh by the CIA? The Gulf of Tonkin? The invasion of Granada? The invasion of Iraq? And we haven't even touched civil rights yet!

Still every cloud does have its silver lining--and something that both my father and I have hope in is that the Bush reign will awaken regular Americans of all colors that they have been bamboozled from the very beginnng, and that "cleaning house" aren't just words that politicans use rhetorically but is the responsiblity of the people. And, furthermore, cynicism is a good thing. Let me not say that all white politicans are bad or corrupt, but this particular breed of politicans--rich, established, and generationally powerful, need to go. Blacks may be the first to distrust them but, in the end, it is all of us that get screwed.

Friday, October 27, 2006

So this is what our political debate has boiled down to...

Foolishness like this:

"The result [Of negative ads] has been a carnival of ugly, especially on the GOP side, where operatives are trying to counter what polls show is a hostile political environment by casting opponents as fatally flawed characters. The National Republican Campaign Committee is spending more than 90 percent of its advertising budget on negative ads, according to GOP operatives, and the rest of the party seems to be following suit. A few examples of the "character issues" taking center stage two weeks before Election Day:

In New York, the NRCC ran an ad accusing Democratic House candidate Michael A. Arcuri, a district attorney, of using taxpayer dollars for phone sex. "Hi, sexy," a dancing woman purrs. "You've reached the live, one-on-one fantasy line." It turns out that one of Arcuri's aides had tried to call the state Division of Criminal Justice, which had a number that was almost identical to a porn line. The misdial cost taxpayers $1.25.

In Ohio, GOP gubernatorial candidate J. Kenneth Blackwell, trailing by more than 20 points in polls, has accused front-running Democratic Rep. Ted Strickland of protecting a former aide who was convicted in 1994 on a misdemeanor indecency charge. Blackwell's campaign is also warning voters through suggestive "push polls" that Strickland failed to support a resolution condemning sex between adults and children. Strickland, a psychiatrist, objected to a line suggesting that sexually abused children could not have healthy relationships when they grew up.

The Republican Party of Wisconsin distributed a mailing linking Democratic House candidate Steve Kagen to a convicted serial killer and child rapist. The supposed connection: The "bloodthirsty" attorney for the killer had also done legal work for Kagen."

I'm just embarassed.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Back to Stupid...

Rush Limbaugh had a few choice words to say about Michael J. Fox appearing in an ad for Democratic Senate canidate Claire McCaskill, who supports the stem cell research that might help cure Parkinson's Disease.

And people listen to Rush because...?

Pass that idea over this way!

From Sullivan:

"People keep asking me on this tour who I think can save conservatism, who I favor for 2008, etc. But that's the wrong question. Conservatives do not need a savior. They need a coherent governing philosophy. That requires some hard soul-searching, some healthy recriminations, and a debate from first principles...You may not agree. Great. Let's debate. But it's a start."

substitute "Conservatives" for "Liberals" and you have the essence of why the Democrats have been losing since 2000. The Messiah complex isn't partisan, but it's a vestigial organ of the laziness that we all are subject to--the idea that "someone else" will come save us, rather than toss in the hard work and thought that brings about positive change. Democracy doesn't work unless the people are willing, not to sit down with members of other parties, but members of their own community, and have the courage to formulate strong and solid ideals.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006


A new study of the Iraqi war has shown that the war has led to 655,000 Iraqi deaths. Some highlights:

"Gunfire found to be most common killer of Iraqis; car bombings on the rise

Study says 2.5 percent of population killed since war; death toll rising each year

Coalition forces blamed for 31 percent of deaths since 2003 invasion

Researchers interviewed more than 1,800 randomly selected Iraqi households"

Don't worry, I'm sure that the US will at least give the suriviors a "I lived through Operation Iraqi Freedom and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" T-shirts. Or a tax break.

A Complex Problem For a Simple President

Is it just me or is any body else worried about North Korea? It reminds me of that really large mosquito that flies around your house dissappearing intermittingly, but long enough that you forget about it until it circles around again. We're mired in Iraq for a reason that still is unrecognizable to most of the world, and now it seems that we don't have a proper solution for NK. Should we invade? Cut of aid? Or ignore it all together and hope that it goes away?

Gib has a fine breakdown of the ideals of the situation here, dealing primarilly with NK's obscene human rights violations that probably make Saddam green with envy. On the flip side Rude Pundit asks us to tread over Kim Jung-Il with a bit more tact:

"Now, Kim Jong-Il's pissant nuke is, among other scarier things, a cry for help. Not just mental health help for a nutzoid dictator of a decimated country, a pathetic monomaniacal boy who is so overcompensating for his lack of stature that he has to show everyone in the area his little missle so we can all be so fucking impressed. No, it's also a cry for attention. And, like a toddler holding a butcher knife to his own throat, we probably oughta be gentle and bribe it away from him. Start by, oh, fuck, why not bilateral talks. Just for the fuck of it. Just to see if it works. Then start talkin' the cash money. Naive? Yeah, but the sophistication of bombs and bullying has worked so well in the last few years."

And he's right. The Bush doctrine has failed and it has failed miserably. Neither Iran nor North Korea has been detered in seeking weapons of mass destruction, nor should they be--it's hard for a soverign country to submit to such blatant intimidation by another, especially one that practices such an aggressive foreign policy. Diplomacy still seems to be the key--even if it is "dealing with the devil." Something I'd like to address now.

Look, Cros is right when he says:

"The 23 million North Koreas live in hell on earth. Any promise of security and recognition for Kim Jong-Il will only perpetuate that hell. Any aid we deliver will be used to prop up the regime and is frequently diverted to military uses, and the regime frustrates any effort to monitor aid distribution to ensure that aid is going where it is intended to go - to people starving because of Kim Jong-Il's catastrophic cruelty and incompetence. If we explicitly promise Kim's regime security, and we mean to keep that promise, we are condemning this generation of North Koreans, and the next, and in return are likely recieve only Kim Jong-Il's word, which is of no value. If we break this promise, North Korea will be entitled to its feeling of betrayal."

If you have a heart, you will find yourself sick to your stomach when you review his links, which are, to say the least, disturbing. And yet to ensure the safety of this country and our allies, one is forced to make deals that are morally repungnent. We're allies and even trade partners with China, which isn't exactly a beacon of liberity and civil rights. We're allied with Russia who's not a bastion of freedom, and let's not forget that we allowed Pakistan to get nukes, and their PM is a military despot. If we run around only dealing with "Popes, and Saints" we'd find ourselves in lonely company indeed. In fact, you (and I mean you personally) might be the only one sitting in the General Assembly.

And let's get another thing clear. If you think that "humanitarian aid" goes to the poor you're delusional. In some sectors aid is mismanaged through ignorant but good meaning politicians and philanthropists who just don't know the best way to help an impoverished population. But many times aid, especially aid given by governments, is a pay off to greedy dictators and military operators. What is it a pay off for? It's a pay off to protect the government's interests. We've seen this when we funded Saddam in their battle against Iran, or when we backed Bin Laden when he was fighting against the Soviets, and in the whole Iran-Contra affair.

This is a complex issue, but, unfortunately, we have a simple President. His policy of preemptive attack, underestimating his opponents, and turning a deaf ear to his own military, advisors, and critics show that he is incapable of dealing with this issue. We have to sit at the table with NK and Iran, and work out options, increased aid, perhaps even bribes, to maintain a stable peace, while at the same time working out trade agreements that will encourage coorporation between these counties and the West. Let us not forget that while China has a long way to go, it is because of Nixon asking to deal with the Chinese, in a peaceful, mutually benificial format, that has allowed a more progressive and liberal (oooh nasty word!) government to form. To deny the opportunity to form this same bond with the Middle East (read Iran) and North Korea, is imprudent policy and the short road to oblivion.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Pretty dammed disgusting...

...The whole Mark Foley incident. I don't think you have to be a bleeding heart anything not to feel icky and sick at the mere mention of this story. Needless to say I was wondering what kinda damage control the right would come up with. Sure enough, Ann Althouse had the guts to defend the RNC with the same vigor they had shown in ignoring the fact that they had a serial pedophile in their midst. Money quote:

"So it seems in the run-up to the election we won't have to talk about Iraq and terrorism and detainees anymore. Let's talk about sex."

WHOOO! Sure was lucky for those Dems that this happened, cause they wouldn't have had a leg to stand on come November. I mean with Woodward's book, and the NIH report, and the death toll in Iraq, and all that torture...they really needed one more scandal. Do you think Foley was a closet Democrat Ann? And maybe he set it all up to ensure a victory? Or do you think that you're more delusional than a Crackhead on PCP? Yeah maybe that's it.

I am so moving to Iceland.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Lieberman loses--Nelson shouts "HA HA!"

Who could have seen it coming? Just about any one hooked up to the Internet that's who. People talk about loyality to the incumbent, and to the party, but the result of the Lieberman/ Lamont contest should show that what really matters should be loyality to the people. It's been obvious for years, at least to this blogger, that Lieberman has been a Republican in Democrat clothing, sideing with the right on various socially conservative matters over the years. Yet the war became Joe's death bed, and now that he made it, he has to lie in it. Dem's are cleaning house, and if H. Clinton's baking of Rummy a week ago is any indication, many of them are moving to a different area code before the Regulators strike.

Joe Scarborough make the great point here that the hopes of the Democrats are going to be an extreme shift to the left--centrism be dammed--noting how the same shift, but to the right, was what put the GOP in office the first time. It's Vietnam all over again, and people are fed up.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Gibson to Israel? Maybe not such a bad idea...

My tenth favorite movie critic (after Rex Reed, the guy that works with Ebert, and my dad) Michael Medved as the interesting idea of sending Mel Gibson to Israel to "atone" for his sins:

"At a time when Israel finds herself isolated as never before, imagine the impact of Gibson announcing a supportive trip to Jerusalem in the company of selected Jewish leaders--- with a reverent, remorseful stop at Auschwitz on the way."

At first I just thought this was dumb, but then I thought about it and now I'm starting to think it's a pretty good idea. First of all, atonement...let's leave that up to the Jews, who are either going to like him again, or won't. As as far as Mel Gibson and I are concerned the only thing I care about is having him do another Lethal Weapon movie. So what I say is he goes there and films another one. This time Gibson and Glover, on assignment to Israel, join two Mossad agents (Robin Williams and George Clooney) to break up and international terrorist organization that's linked to Hezbollah and Hamas. And--here's the best part--at the end of the movie everyone gets blown to bits. Now that's good entertainment and realistic.

An end to US involvement in Iraq?

Sullivan says so, so does Broder and Friedman. Can't deny that Rumsfeld and Bush's incompetence seems to have handed over control of the country to the most extremist members of Iraq, and the Hezbollah affair has only increased their dominance. Israel's not helping matters by bombing civillians at a number far outweighing their opponents. Expect this to escalate in the next couple of days with Hezbollah targeting Tel Aviv.

The worse part about all of this is that the entire West seems impotent and undecisive in this situation. They want a cease fire, but won't commit troops, and we want to win Iraq but don't want to commit the proper resources to our troops. Two years ago we needed to piss or get off the pot, but now the toilet's backed up and the outhouse is totalled.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Hez hides where?

Seems to be that the Israel-Lebanon battle has now boiled down to a global sympathy war based on who has the moral high ground. Does Hezbollah hide among Lebanese civilians, using them as human shields, and thus Israel has no choice but to bomb civilian areas? Or are Israeli forces intentionally targeting Lebanese civilians to intimidate and destroy their will to support Hezbollah? (Which would, ironically, be the same tactics used by terrorists). Sullivan says yes, says no, and my posting about Israel's civilian targeting in Gaza here. Summary? Wars take civilian lives, and for as long as Sherman marched on Atlanta, civilian targeting will continue to be a tactic. Solution? Stop whining and call the cease fire already.

Me? An extremely simple man.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Disturbing News...

According to a report by the Independent, Israel is fighting a largely unknown war in Gaza:

"The operation is codenamed "Samson's Pillars", a collective punishment of the 1.4 million Gazans, subjecting them to a Lebanese-style offensive that has targeted the civilian infrastructure by destroying water mains, the main power station and bridges.

Before Israeli tanks moved into northern Gaza, yesterday, 12-year-old Anas Zumlut joined the ranks of dead Palestinians, numbering more than 100. His body was wrapped in a funeral shroud, just like those of the two sisters, a three-year-old and an eight-month-old baby, who were killed three days ago in the same area of Jablaya."

Complete and utter FUBAR, and I think that anyone who's picking a side in this is dead wrong. Sullivan's right to criticize the left-wing for not addressing the issue (Crooks and Liars should be ashamed for not even touching on the situation) but to say that Hamas and Hezbollah are the ONLY ones who target or hide behind women and children is just a conscious censoring of the truth.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Number shell game part II...or is it part III?

According to the Washington Times, 50% of Americans believe that Iraq had WMDs prior to US invasion, up from 36% last year. They speculate that the rise in number may have come from Sen Santorum's admission that 500 "aging" canisters of chemical weapons had been discovered in Iraq, however not much press had been given to the statement by the mainstream media, and debate continues on the agents viability as WMD.

Of course the same WT study also claims that:

"Seventy-two percent of respondents said the Iraqi people are better off now than under Saddam Hussein's regime -- a figure similar to that of 2004, when it stood at 76 percent. In addition, 64 percent say Saddam had "strong links" with al Qaeda, up from 62 percent in October 2004. Fifty-five percent said that "history will give the U.S. credit for bringing freedom and democracy to Iraq." And although the response is tepid, American confidence in the Iraqis has improved: 37 percent said Iraq would succeed in creating a stable democracy, up five points since November."

Who knew so many people watched Fox News?

Middle East updates

For Iraq check here, and Israel check here, and here for an intersting piece by Nick Kristof. [Not to be confused with Bill Kristol].

Congress set to sue the President

You've come a long way baby shouldn't just be the slogan for Virginia Slim's cigarettes, but should now be passed on to Congress. After five years of cowtowing to the President's criminal behavior, Congress seems ready to take back some of the power it has been relinquished since 9/11. Guess that's what happens when your poll numbers fall beneath Nixon--after he was impeached.

Senator Arlen Specter, Republican and former GOP primary candidate for President is leading the fight to pass a bill that would allow Congress to sue the President for signing defacto rules into bills that Congress previously passed.

Hey George, with friends like these...?

But before we all go praising Specter's obviously political maneuver we ask the question, if you were so adamant about this why didn't you support Russ Feingold's Censure resolution? [Only supported by Sens Harkin, Boxer, and Kerry] Why did it take you so long to publicly criticize the President for actions that he had no legal power to enforce? You don't need to be a Supreme Court judge to know that he has absolutely no right to write his own laws into action. And finally why go through the actions of suing him, when it seems pretty obvious that signing statements is against the law, and is a criminal--not civil--offense? Hell, even OJ had to go through a criminal trial before he was civilly sued.

Of course I support any and all non-violent legistation and actions that would bring the downfall of this President, but I'm going to support these actions with my eyes wide open. You, Sen. Specter, are an opportunist of the worse sort. And far getting praise from this blog you get the wave of the finger. After all, no one deserves a reward for kicking a dead horse.

Energy plan? Who needs one?

It looks like California will be having rolling blackouts to handle their increasing energy demand, which has come in response to record high temperatures. So far there have been 29 heat related deaths in the state, and today temps are expected to reach up to 112 degrees. In St. Louis there have been blackouts that have stranded 200,000 people without electricity, and in Astoria, Queens in NYC 1,000 people have been left without power for nine days.

Word of the People's main man mayor Bloomberg has astonished this blog by backing NYC's power provider Consolidated Edison claiming that,

"Kevin Burke [CEO of Con Ed] deserves a thanks from this city. He's worked as hard as he can every single day since then, as has everybody at Con Ed."

Shocking words coming from the usually populist politician, although the looks from his supporters in the rear during the press conference were priceless, as their stoic faces morphed into gazes of confusion and disbelief. Afterward the Assemblyman for Astoria, Michael Gianaris said,

"Has he not seen what's been reported about the lies they told both to him and to the rest of the city about how many people were affected for days and days and days? This is just astounding to have stood there and heard that."

While this writer admits that Con Edison's continued response has been slack, I'm not so quick to pin all the responsibility on our power company. All across the US there has been a record breaking demand for power, and our current system is not prepared to handle it. It was only two years ago that New York had a blackout which encompassed all of the state and extended into Canada, sparking rumors of terror attacks. In the aftermath there had been discussion about inherent problems with the grid--problems that would only get worse as demand increased, and yet, without significant raises in prices these changes cannot be made unless the federal government helps out. Nuclear power, solar energy and other methods of alternative fuel have not recieved the funding and attention it deserves. When you compare America's policy to that of England and other Western nations (and I'm not even about to discuss Iceland, which makes us all look like cavemen warming ourselves by a fire) you can see that we are extremely far behind.

The continued funding of alt fuel sources is important not only for the environment but for our defense against terrorism. Can anyone imagine what would happen if there was an attack during a power outage? The resulting chaos would reach a biblical, nearly apoplectic level that would make 9/11 look like the first World Trade Center bombing. It is of vital importance that we build new structures before the old ones collapse upon our heads.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

I'm losing it World War III or IV?

Sometimes, when sequels begin to grow that large, they just change the name. Ergo, Superman Returns instead of Superman V. Then again the James Bond movies tossed out the whole numbering sequels thing entirely, which is good considering that they're up to twenty-something movies, and six Bonds. The original cast of Star Trek did number their movies, but every one really remembers them by their sub-titles. That is except for Star Trek V, which no one remembers.

Why do I bring this up? Well, beyond the fact that I like to hear myself talk I was wondering about this whole issue of calling the Israel/ Hamas/ Hezbollah thing World War III. Bill Berkowitz has a great review of the World War III label here, from Newt Gingrich on Meet the Press last week, to how the Project for the New American Century (or as I like to say, Nazis) used the term to rile up support for their Iraq war dream that became our nightmare. Personally, I'm sorta hyped for a World War III. One, it would simplify things tremendously. No longer would I have to say "the Israel/ Hamas/ Hezbollah thing," but I could just say World War III. Two, the little demonic neocon I have in my heart would like to have a World War just to feel like something great has happened in my generation. We lack goals. We shrug our shoulders when we hear about going to Mars, we sure as hell don't wanna end poverty, hunger, or AIDS, and our biggest challenge seems to be not keeping idiots in the White House. Truly this is a worthy goal...but it just doesn't have enough bombs and explosions and bullets to hold American interest which is roughly the span of a fruit fly. We want a Michael Bay extravaganza, not an Al Gore let's-all-recycle-and-save-the-planet hippyfest. Speaking of which, where the hell is he about what's going on? You know a lot of friggin pollution goes into the atmosphere when you're dropping twenty ton bombs on hospitals. What's the greenhouse gas emissions on that? Then again, at least the bodies of the children are bio-degradable.

What I find particularly funny about the neocon use of the the World War III label were that these are the same guys who tried to convince us that the Cold War was WW III. Course now they wanna roll that back because if they started calling it WW IV they'd have to explain to our poorly educated youth about the Cold War, and what that was ,and when it happened, and Lord knows you can't go educating people while you're trying to scare the holy ghost crap outta them.

Here's a rule of thumb to get you through the day: when ever you hear these guys trot out the terms "World War," or "War" in general, remember they are trying to get us involved. War to these folks doesn't mean death and bloodshed and suffering, but denotes opportunities for exploitation and corruption. That's why they're so goosed about World War III--but deny that Iraq is in the midst of a civil war. We've drained all we can outta there, and regardless of their tough talk about 'staying the course,' and 'cutting and running,' they would love to leave Iraq like a coyote ugly girl they picked up at a bar the previous night who's wearing their t-shirt, and cooking them breakfast the next morning.

Regardless folks, don't believe the hype. This isn't World War III; and, if you ask me, World War II should have been World War I. Their use of the WW label demeans and degrades what should be something of global importance. Hitler was the greatest challenge this planet ever faced and there is no doubt in my mind that should he have won every man, woman, and child on this planet would have been affected. No matter who wins in this minor scuffle in the Middle East our lives in America will not be directly changed. Just like the Iraq war has not profoundly changed the face of the US, nor the first Iraq war, or Granada, or Panama. Call it small thinking, call it tunnel vision, but this idea of Team America: World Police has worn out its welcome, and its time that we get back from fighting World Wars, and get back to improving our country that we have neglected for far too long.

Besides, we should really save that next World War tag from something real juicy; like in 2015 when we get invaded by aliens. TO SERVE MAN! IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Torture: An American Tradition

I'll take you back about three years. I'm away on a trip, and when I come back I find my father cracked. I don't mean nuts or anything, but he's terrified. That kind of fright that makes you tremble uncontrolably. Arrested on a trumped up charge (the detectives who arrested him didn't even show up to the preliminary trial, and even his legal aid said "Sir, I don't even understand this!"), he was released after 5 hours of sheer terror. The kind that many of you only had a taste of on 9/11, if ever. Why? Because he's poor and black.

"Son, you don't understand. The last time I was in a precient they had thrown me down a flight of stairs. Then picked me up and tossed me down again. Over and over till my mom came and got me. He was about 19 at the time. Younger than me.

"I know folks who's gone in a cop house and come out in body bags. All black, all dead, and no questions asked. No news at eleven, no special report."

Think its an exaggeration? Think again.

According to special prosecutors in Chicago, nearly 150 black suspects during the 1970's and 80s were tortured.

“It is our judgment that the evidence in those cases would be sufficient to establish guilt beyond a reasonable doubt,” [Prosecutors]Robert D. Boyle and Edward J. Egan wrote."

Of course the statute of limitations has lapsed, and so those accused of his horrendous crimes are beyond prosecution. Our bad, sorry about beating you, using electric shocks, and playing mock russian roulette with you...but you know, it's all in a day's work.

Looking back at me, with tears in his eyes and rage in his voice, my dad said, "People say that there's just a few bad apples, but can't they see that the whole fucking tree is rotten?"

I'm sorry dad. You see--it's not that they can't see it, they just won't.

Bush vetoes stem cell bill...

In a rare flexing of executive power, President Bush has vetoed a bill that would have eased federal limitations on stem cell research, his first veto in 5 1/2 years. (And if you didn't get the joke in that statement then you might want to look at this, and this).

Standing with the so-called "snowflake families," fifteen men and women who have adopted frozen embryos which would have been destroyed or used for stem cell research, Bush claimed that:

"America was founded on the principle that we are all created equal and endowed by our creator with the right to life...We can advance the cause of science while upholding this founding promise. We can harness the promise of technology without becoming slaves to technology. And we can ensure that science serves the cause of humanity, instead of the other way around."

Then he supported Israel's decision to blow the crap outta Lebanon, breaking step with the rest of Western nations who are attempting to negotiate an immediate cease-fire. Instead, Bush stands with Israel's demand that they conclude military operations before talking peace. So far the civilian death toll in Lebanon is over 300, with 1,000 wounded and 500,000 displaced.

President Bush is a very sick man. I don't know how else to explain a person who says one thing and does another. His actions are schizophrenic if they are unconscious, and sociopathic if not. On one hand he vetoes a bill that could save millions of peoples lives, and explains he does this for "morality, and an inherent right to life," and on the other he supports a war that is completely one sided, the brunt of its violence shouldered by the innocent. If you knew a man like this you'd tell him to get some help. Unfortunately, it is we who need the help the most.

Well, at least Americans evacuated from Lebanon won't be charged for their rescue.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

What's more important than Israel, Hamas, and Iraq put together???

Darfur stupid.

Mission accomplished my ass.

For his next act the great Fristdinni will...

...make the integrity of medical blogs go up in smoke!

Yes, the man who was mysteriously able to diagnois Terri Shiavo via videotape from hundreds of miles away (and you know, like break medical tradition and ethics and stuff...) has now created his own blog, which seems to be either a carefully plotted parody of, or a carefully plotted proproganda machine.

Still, he does support stem cell research. Don't worry Bill, the Right will forgive you.

Punishment? Any one?


"Just weeks after a national government and a major effort to pacify Baghdad, Iraq is witnessing sectarian massacres on a new and terrifying scale. 150 dead in three days. One recent massacre was by Sunni militias wearing Iraq national army uniform. The great danger of such unfathomable savagery is that, fueled by revenge killings and the lack of any credible government authority, it feeds on itself. This is why sufficient troops were such an important factor in the post-invasion plan. And why we - and thousands of murdered innocents - are now paying so brutally for Don Rumsfeld's pride." (Italics mine)

Ok, we've been seeing this for years from the Democratic side, but now even the most die hard conservatives; Buckley, Sullivan, Will, have taken the side that, at the least, the war was planned with incompetence and arrogance. My question to any one out there is, do we punish those people on the top for 1) a sense of justice and retribution, and 2) to deter anyone from following down this path of hubris? I mean when you think of it, alot--not all--but alot of this mess is from people like Bush committing these kind of acts, and not only getting away with it, but being defended and rewarded by the American government, in the form of political and financial retribution (pensions, connections with lobbyists, etc), and the continuing of the American cultural corpus that says that whatever we do is correct, footnoted with the phrase "and if it wasn't they had it coming for not being civilized in the first place"

Imperialization in Latin American countries, the rise of Cuba, the Islamic revolution in Iran, the rise of Saddam and Bin Laden, the rise of the Taliban, and much of the violence in the Middle East have roots in America. Now let me make this clear, I am not saying that America was the sole or main cause of these events. What I am saying is that America--in some respective fashion-- played a role in helping these events come into maturity, and denial of this role helps to maintain an atmosphere where these type of events can breed.

Thus, if we can come to the agreement that the Iraq war plan was shoddily devised, and fought for invalid reasons (and please, can we finally face the fact that Bush could have never sold a war to democritize a Middle East country? We didn't even care about the Rwandian genocide, so don't hand me that crap that all of a sudden, in Iraq, we were so worried about getting them voting that we needed to send 100,000 troops over there. If you believe that then you should send me one million dollars so I can build a starship that runs on the power of my smile.), then shouldn't these people be tried for war crimes? I just wanted to know your feelings.

Israel plans short offensive...

...good luck with that.

Hezbollah continued their bombardment of Israel today, killing one person in the town of Nahariya and destroying buildings in Haifa.

However there is promising news on the diplomatic front. From

"Earlier on Tuesday, Israel's deputy army chief estimated that an offensive against Hezbollah would end within a few weeks.

"We will not take months," Israel's deputy army chief, Major-General Moshe Kaplinsky, told Army Radio.

"We need more time to complete our very clear goals. When we fight terror it is a war that needs to be very accurate, very schematic and it takes time."

Meantime, Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni said the time for diplomacy was at hand, though she added that Israel's military operations would not end until its goals are reached."

Seems like this basically means, "we'll have peace, after we've blown them to kingdom come." This is the sorta rhetoric that gets Kristol and Wolfiwitz sweating with anticipation--pure neo-conservatism. I've said it once, I'll say it again. The war against terror is a war of conscious and wars of conscious cannot be won at the barrel of a gun. Of course this is different when it comes from Israel versus the United States. Truly, living on the border against the very people who want to see you destroyed breeds this type of vindictive attitude. And yet, someone said that with great power comes great responsibility. The time for diplomacy is at hand, but the longer Israeli military strikes continue, especially against civilian targets, the harder it will be to achieve true peace in the region. My continuing flustration and cynicism stems from the reality that no one wants peace, only annihilation.

I don't even know why I post this stuff anymore. My mental state would be better served writing about Brittney and K-Fed.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Bush Unplugged!!!!

At the G8 summit this week, Bush was caught on tape making some off the cuff comments to other world leaders. Click link for the full transcript, but I placed some of my favorite excerpts here:

"Bush: Yo, Blair. What are you doing? Are you leaving?"

Yo, Blair...he said, yo, Blair...

"Bush: See the irony is what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this s--- and it's over. "

Yo, Bush--it's not that simple!

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Using up all your chips...

Hirsh's criticism of Bush's second term and his supposed slide back to "the most squeamish sort of multilateralism—the kind of thinking that says, "Without partners, I don't dare make a move."" Reminds me of a story about a friend of mine.

My friend is a handsome guy, who was pretty well liked with the ladies, and needless to say he liked them back, and didn't let the small details of a girlfriend burden him down. Things were going pretty well until he met another girl...oh let's just call her Madam X. X was sorta like Iraq: the package was tempting, defenses were weak, but right under a thin veneer was a host of problems, and needless to say, after being there for three weeks you would most likely want to cut-and-run yourself. My friend however decided to stay the course, and after seeing her for a year or so, was busted by his girl, who gave him the ultimatum; drop her, cheat no more or I'm ghost. In the end he complied, and eventually they married.

Yet on cold nights, as we sit and drink beers, he tells me his shortsightedness, knowing full well that he used up all his chips with Madam X--chips that he could have used on flings, and one nighters with much more desirable, less troublesome ladies. He banked it all on Iraq, and he came up bust.

Can you blame Bush for sliding back into multilateralism? It's not a choice dummy, it's a necessity. As a country we have neither the manpower, the resources, or the will to play Team America: World Police. He cashed in all his chips to make a play for Iraq, and it failed. Calmer heads called for a multilateral approach, but, flinging his middle finger at the UN, Bush dived head first into a pile of crap. Now he's used up all his chips, and when a unilateral approach is needed he's left like Wimpy, begging for burgers that he'll repay next week.

The moral of the story? Try not to cheat, but if you do better go for the girl with the great legs, J-Lo booty, and lack of sectarian violence.

FUBAR update...

Rockets have struck the city of Israeli city of Haifa, Israel's third largest city. Hezbollah has denied involvement, but the Israeli ambassador in Washington says Hezbollah is "playing with fire."

Note: I am nominating this quote as undertstatement of the year.

Hearing of my nomination, and not to be out done, the EU has pulled their thumbs out of their asses just long enough to call Israel's response "disporportionate."

Some good news?

From Austin Bay Blog looking at some of the possible ways the Hezbollah/ Hamas/ Israel/ Syria/ Iran war-conflict-fight thing could turn out. Money quotes:

"The Middle East –the entire world– has changed since 1982. There is no Cold War, there is no Saddam. Lebanon has also changed. Many Lebanese are ready for Hezbollah to enter history’s dustbin. The Lebanese have also experienced twenty years of Syrian occupation and thuggery. Hezbollah remains a creature of Syria– a Syrian tool bought and paid for by Iran."


"The diplomatic component of this scenario: the Israelis make the case that in the post-Saddam, post-Beirut Spring Middle East, proxy wars are no longer tolerated. The Iranians will not be able to respond to Israeli strikes in kind. They will be exposed as weak hotheads and they will have lost at least part of their nuclear investment."

Both cases would call for some type of grass roots revolution, the thing that right now seems possible in Iran (the White House stresses it enough, then puts no money into fleshing it out), and the Lebanese might hate Syria more than Israel. Question to me is, will Israel bomb just enough to incite conflict between these nations' respective leadership and populations without going overboard and pushing the people into the arms of their tyrants? Only time will tell.

Cros hits another bullseye...

Just when I become confused to the point of speechlessness, good ole Cros steps in and makes some sense of it all--stress on the words "some sense" since it's pretty much impossible to make complete sense of this quagmire. I still sympathize with the Palestinian people, but that sympathy dwindles in the face of Hamas' arrogance, and refusal to do what's in the best interest of their people. Israel has gone in my eyes from being some empire state, to desiring peace as the Gaza accords prove. And while it's slow in the making, they have at least taken steps to meet Palestine leadership somewhere near the middle. Politics means compromise and Hamas seems completely unwilling.

The only real criticism I have with Gib is with his statement:

"...Yet Israeli collective punishment only strengthens our collective resolve to work together. [Quote from Palestinian PM Haniyah]

Personally, dude, I've never doubted that you speak for a majority of Palestinians. I find the clarity refreshing. That Palestinians are united is good. That they are united behind a medival terrorist organization dedicated to Israel's destruction is less good, although it has the secondary benefit of making us less sympathetic."

This is likely the center of our disagreement. I refuse to believe that--currently--Hamas speaks for the majority of Palestinians. Hell GWB doesn't speak for the majority of Americans (fact last time I checked he only speaks for about 28%) and he was selected the first time by the Supreme Court. (Sorry, but as a Democrat I'm required to mention that at least once a day). Yes Hamas was elected by a majority vote but there were extenuating circumstances beyond their stance on Israel. Many people voted for them hoping they would get rid of the corruption that plagued Arafat's regime. A hope that Hamas has failed miserably to fulfill. But now the people are stuck with them, completely magnetized by their inertia of hate. It wouldn't surprise me a bit if Hamas politicians were using the 'cut-and-run' argument to silence critics who would like to see Shalit returned. We just don't know. It isn't the first time people in a nation made a bad decision, but to judge a nation completely by its rulers I think is a mistake. Frankly, one of my biggest fears is that when I travel abroad, people judge me by George Bush, or Dick Cheney, or Don Rumsfeld. I'd rather them just judge me by my bad writing and get it done with.

Regardless of my opinions on the general situation, Gib's post is some dammed interesting writing, worth a serious read.

Ken Lay is a modern day Jesus Christ!

...or at least that's what the guy giving the eulogy said.

"The Reverend Dr. Bill Lawson compared Lay with civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. and Jesus Christ, and said his name would eventually be cleared. "He was taken out of the world right at the right time," he said. "History has a way of vindicating people who have been wronged."

Sullivan's having a titty attack, but what would you expect the minister to say?

"Here Lies Ken Lay, father, son, husband, and dirty rotten thiefing bastard! May you rot in hell you sorry son of a bitch!"

Far as I know, the church is only good with the dammnation thing when it comes to sex and evolution.

PS: Did ya see? Did ya see? I made like a link, in like a word...only took me about three years to learn that. Yet another reason why I need a face full of buckshot.

More from the Middle East

Click on the link if you wanna get depressed. Here's only a taste, from

"BEIRUT, Lebanon - Israel expects to carry out a prolonged offensive against Hezbollah guerrillas in Lebanon and will enforce an air and sea blockade until the conflict ends, a top officer said on Thursday.
Israeli forces intensified their attacks on Thursday, imposing a naval blockade on the country and pounding its only international airport and the Hezbollah TV station in Israel's heaviest air campaign against Lebanon for 24 years. Nearly three dozen civilians were killed, officials said."

I really do need some birdshot in the face.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

US to halt Halliburton deal...

What?!?! But...but Halliburton does such a good job! I don't believe it!


"Under the deal, Halliburton had exclusive rights to provide the military with a wide range of work that included keeping soldiers around the world fed, sheltered and in communication with friends and family back home. Government audits turned up more than $1 billion in questionable costs. Whistle-blowers told how the company charged $45 per case of soda, double-billed on meals and allowed troops to bathe in contaminated water."

Guess it's time for Cheney to go on another hunting trip. And this time he's inviting everyone from the Pentagon's budget committee.

Putin seeks job with Daily Show...

There's no denying that Vlad Putin is a pretty funny guy, in a bitter bitter Russian way.

Of course it's easy to be funny when you're getting your material from the US government.

In an interview with Today Show's Matt Lauer, Putin, when asked about VP Cheney's comments that Russia was, "cracking down on religious and political rights and of using its energy reserves as "tools of intimidation or blackmail." Putin retorted,

"I think the statements of your vice president of this sort are the same as an unsuccessful hunting shot. It's pretty much the same."

This isn't the first time Putin's been able to deflect US criticism of his policies by commenting on the American state. During a 60 Minutes interview a year ago(, Mike Wallace asked Putin whether his policy of appointing regional governors was un-democratic. Putin's response:

"In the United States, you first elect the electors and then they vote for the presidential candidates. In Russia, the president is elected through the direct vote of the whole population -- that might be even more democratic...And you have other problems in your elections. Four years ago, your presidential election was decided by the court. But we're not going to poke our nose into your democratic system because that's up to the American people."

Russia correctly criticizing US democracy. Now that's so funny I want to commit an unsuccessful hunting shot to my face.

Maybe Sharon and Arafat did make it to Heaven...

...if this is what replaces them.


"MARJAYOUN, Lebanon - Hezbollah militants captured two Israeli soldiers in a cross-border raid Wednesday and dozens of Israeli troops crossed the frontier with warplanes, tanks and gunboats to hunt for the captives.

Israeli jets struck deep into southern Lebanon, blasting bridges and Hezbollah positions and killing two civilians, Lebanese security officials said...At least six Israeli soldiers were killed in the Hezbollah attack and Israeli response, the Lebanese officials said. The Israeli army confirmed casualties among its troops."

If you've been following the pages of Word Of The People for the last week or so, you'll notice that I haven't made too many postings in regards to the capture of Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit, who has been held by Hamas since June 25. I wasn't ignoring the story, but figured that this was nothing but a part of the endless cycle of violence in the region that inflates and deflates with the sound of air leaving peoples' bodies for the last time. It feels sometimes that when the Middle East is mentioned it is like a football game, where the body count is the score: December 17th, Iraq vs US, 21-7. November 21st, Hamas vs Israel 7-3 and so on. For the most part I like to concentrate this blog on topics that in some way profoundly change the field of play, and even then I like to focus on events that seem to move the situation in a positive direction. Last time Hamas was brought up (ironically enough, it was only days before Shalit was captured) it looked as if there might have been some sort of acknowledgement by Hamas of Israel's existence. Sadly, that opportunity has come and gone through the hostility of Hamas, and the hot tempers of the Israelis.

Oh and now this just in:

"GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip - Sharply escalating its military campaign, Israel dropped a quarter-ton bomb on a Gaza home Wednesday in a failed attempt to assassinate top Hamas fugitives. Nine members of the same family were killed, including seven children." (

See what I mean?

The addition of Hezbollah seems well choreographed, and beyond both organizations denial of collusion, this seems to be a massive ploy to attack Israel, and the Syrians, who fund Hezbollah, have very limited time before they come into Israeli sights. I usually believe that all people can be reasoned with, but these Islamic fundamentalists groups seem fanatical and irrational. Add that to the fact that they have now become part of the political system, and multiply that by the fact that the US, which used to be a leading ref in these disagreements, are now more than happy to let them all have a go at it to distract us from our shoddy war in Iraq (and a nice Hamas/ Hezbollah/ Israel war also helps their underline case that Islamic countries need policing and enforcement from Western countries) and what we have on our hands is a recipe for FUBAR. My solution? In the short run, every one else should step outta the way and let Israel deal with it. 1) It would distract insurgents in Iraq, and maybe even pull some of them out. 2) Israel will defeat its opponents in the region. Hamas, Syria, Hezbollah, and a host of imams won't be able to pray that fact away. If they really do want a fight, and no one is willing to reason, then give them the no-holds barred steel cage match they want. (And yes, I do feel sorry for their civilians, just as I felt sorry for the victims of Saddam, but a sad truth is that adding other forces to a hostile situation will only escalate the casualty count). 3) When Israel stands victorious, then we can let the lame ducks of the UN in to mediate the truce, with full cooperation of the US (This is of course, if we (the US that is) really want this thing to end).

Unfortunately even in my best dreams I can't see how this mess won't escalate again eventually. In fact, I really don't know what the hell I'm talking about. I've never seen so many people who are willing to drown themselves so they can cross a river to kill someone else. I think at this point the best plan for the rest of the world is to tie a boundary around the zone and let them, ironically, fight it out in peace.

But what the hell do I know? I just write a blog.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

THE headbutt...

I'd be so remiss not to include this here. It appeals to my animal nature...

Friday, July 07, 2006

Good to know: Al-Qaida's as lazy as I am...

Maybe even more so. From

"NEW YORK - Authorities have disrupted planning by foreign terrorists for an attack on New York City tunnels, officials said Friday.

NBC News has learned from a senior counterterrorism official that U.S. and New York City authorities had known about a plot to blow up a tunnel in the city and flood the downtown area for a year and a half, but the plan was not advanced and never moved beyond the discussion stage.

According to a counter-terrorism official with knowledge of the plot, the plotters never cased the tunnels, never had any bomb-making materials to pull off the job, and were not even located in the U.S, but rather overseas. "

In fact the only way they knew about this was from monitoring an Internet chat room, and Professor X. What's funny about this to me, is that they knew about it for a year and a half, waiting, and then what? Was one of the "plotters" going out for a pizza and that's when the authorities decided to make their move? Something sounds oddly political about the timing of this whole thing. Either way, its nice to know that they're keeping their planning in their day dreams rather than putting in the man power. Sounds like they have alot in common with the guys who drafted up the Iraq war.

We don't do stuff like that...

Right now I'm reading the book Guests of the Ayatollah, by Mark Bowden, which chronicles the Iran Hostage situation during 1979-80, which the author correctly describes as "The first battle in America's war with militant Islam." I find Bowden's depiction of the events incredibly even handed and thorough, and it's a great read for anyone who's interested in placing today's events in their historical frame. But there's one passage that struck me and I wanted to share it with you all.

The scene comes towards the end of the book, as the hostages are about to be released. Sheikh-ol-eslam, one of the student guards who had taken the American embassy hostage, has come back to say goodbye to the hostages, and one in particular, CIA station chief Tom Ahern. Discovering that Ahern was CIA, Ol-eslam had previously tortured him, by hitting the soles of his feet with a piece of stiff cord.

They meet in a small room, and when Ahern is brought in he finds Ol-eslam sitting at a desk with a cord. He thinks that he is going to be tortured one last time, and as he's given one last "lecture" on Islam, all he can do is prepare himself for the worse. Then he's given a surprise:

"Instead, Sheikh-ol-eslam started explaining that the beatings that Ahern had received were really not indicative of his own values or those of Islam.

"As a token of my sincerity in this, I invite you to use this rope to do to me what I did to you."

Ahern looked at the rope and then at Sheikh-ol-eslam.

"We don't do stuff like that," he said."

It amazes me how Americans who have been tortured like Ahern and McCain can adhere to decency and morality, but those who haven't like Bush and Rumsfeld can so willingly toss out years of American protocol, and ethics in their crusade against terror. Though frustrated, I know that their side will lose, because they will never inspire the world in the way that Ahern's one simple sentence can.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

And we wonder why they hate us...

Two days ago, America celebrated the Fourth of July. Not only was the Fourth our Independence Day, but, much beyond that, it was a day when one of the greatest ideas in history was born. This fusion of Greek and Roman thinking, the blend of republican and democratic ideals, have changed the landscape of world politics forever.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

So its a wonder that the country founded on these words could so repeatedly, casually, and wantonly violate other countries' rights to be self-determining, and sovereign.

Now I'm not going to restate the history of American interventions in other countries. If you're interested check out the book Overthrow, by Stephen Kinzer. But what I will say is that in every single case, with perhaps the exception of Grenada, our interference has been disastrous for both the country and America. Just look at what's going on in Iraq right now and you'll get a taste of our bitter arrogance.

But isn't it good to know that we're staying the course?

This according to the Daily News:

"...the so-called Commission for Assistance to a Free Cuba, has come up with something of a master plan for Cuba's destiny. Go figure.

"[The report] is born of the idea that Washington knows better than the Cuban people in deciding what kind of government, economy and civil society Cuba ought to have," said Sarah Stephens, the editor of, a newsletter promoting free travel to Cuba.
Not a good idea, as anybody with a little knowledge of the Cuban people's history of proud nationalism can tell you.

The report urges Bush to allocate $80 million to end Cuba's Communist government. It says that the U.S. should get ready to intervene once Castro dies.

Washington, the document says, should prepare to usher a speedy transition toward "democracy and political freedom" in Cuba. The U.S. must make sure that there is not a "succession" but a "transition.""

Sound familiar? The fact is our policy towards Cuba is an abysmal failure. Cuba continues to thrive, and its drive comes from its hatred of the United States. If after the Spanish-American war we allowed the nationalist rebels, who were pro-democracy, to take control of the country, and not propped up dictators like Baptista, we wouldn't have guys like Castro. Our methods of intimidation and opression make the people of countries like Cuba open to leftist, and radical leaders who will "defend" their people against America. When we get aggressive all we do is fuel the fires of people like Kim Jong-Il and Saddam Hussein. Sure they know they have a dictator, but, by God they'd rather have a dictator, and their own nation, than have a protectorate and give away their home.

Gore Vidal said it best. The reason that we suck so much at the Empire game is that we're a Republic, not an Empire. Empires are built to invade, and once invaded, to set up provisionary governments that oversee their terrain. But with us we invade and then cut-and-run, propping up the worst warlord we can find, and wrapping them in an American flag on our way out. Then we spend half our time disguising our dictators greed and indecency from the rest of the world, including ourselves. And in the end the only thing we become are a pack of split-personality headcases, who tout liberty on one hand, and crack the whip with the other.

There is a time and place for foreign intervention, and that was World War II. People like Bush claim that true evil is hard to find, and that it sneaks up on you like a snake in the grass. But I think that analogy is only true when you're a person like Bush. We understand that the greatest gift we can give our neighbor is to treat them as we would like to be treated, and follow the Golden Rule. When your soul is free of corruption, then evil can be spotted like a speck of pepper in a bowl of milk. But when you're blackened by deceit and malice don't be surprised when you go blind.

Why Mayor Mike is the man, reason #138

From the Daily News:

"PHILADELPHIA - Congress will have "one heck of a battle" on its hands if it withholds terror funding from cities that don't help the feds catch illegal immigrants, Mayor Bloomberg warned yesterday.
At an immigration hearing held by Sens. Arlen Specter (R-Pa.) and Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.), the mayor said city agencies can't become an arm of the federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency.

"If Congress attempts to cut off all of our homeland security funding . . . I promise you will have one heck of a battle on your hands," Bloomberg said. "We are not going to let Congress cut and run from New York City.""

In this age of sterilized, packaged, refried, poll tested politics, Bloomberg is a refreshing change. I remember when Ross Perot ran the first time, and I thought, "sure he's a bit off kilter, but the fact that he's wealthy enough to run his own campaign allows him to stand on his own two feet." The fact was, whether you liked him or not, you knew where he stood. Well Perot was a bust, but Mayor Bloomberg seems to prove my thesis. During his tenure he's been one of the few politicians who's broken party lines, and tradition to get things done...World Trade Center not withstanding.

Of course many of the fights Bloomberg takes on are no-brainers. Sure, as Mayor of NY your job is to get as much terror funding as possible, and the fact that NY received less than many other cities...well let's chalk that up to Bush irrationality. But how he fights those battles; the fuel, and the carefully worded rhetoric is what makes Mike captivating, and should be a lesson to Democrats. Mike, who happens to favor a guest worker program, and who's made statements to the effect that illegal immigration is the foundation that supports the American economy (an correct pragmatic judgment), effectively tackles two topics in one. Yes, we want the funding, and no we won't concede to your demands of using our (city) resources for your (Federal) policies. And as far as his flipping of the cut-and-run phrase...pure Clinton bliss.

I really hope guys like Shrum are out there taking notes, because come the Fall elections the people will be demanding guys like him, and right now the Democrats aren't delivering. There's got to be more to their platforms than simply saying, "I'm not Bush." There has to be pragmatic, and innovative plans. The GOP has opened up their own holes, now you just need someone to run the ball to the goal line.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Ken Lay dead. Lawyers are planning to appeal his sentance of hell...

Ken Lay died yesterday of an apparent heart attack. Case closed.

Is Kim Jong-Il on Karl Rove's salary?

North Korea's dictator, Kim Jong-Il, is not politically savvy.

In fact Kim isn't fashion savvy, people savvy, economically savvy, war savvy, or savvy in just about any way possible. He must not be after test firing at least six missiles yesterday, on the Fourth of July, which included one long range ballistic missile that failed some 40 seconds after takeoff.

"Hey folks," he said in a press briefing, "not only am I an asshole, but I'm an incompetent asshole! So why don't you put that in your pipe and smoke it!"

Truer words haven't been spoken since President Bush told Saddam he'd have 48 hours to get out of Iraq.

Needless to say, the administration's response has been quick, efficient, and a happy relief as Rove and co. has been running out of things to distract the American population from the Iraq war. Unfortunately, this is a topic that runs nearly at the top of our currently failing foreign policy. Unlike immigration, the Dubai ports, and the VP shooting his friend in the face, the precarious NK situation threatens millions of lives and possibly could trigger a major war. From

"The political reaction was swift. The White House called the tests a "provocation,"while the U.N. Security Council scheduled an emergency meeting for Wednesday and Tokyo warned of economic sanctions against the impoverished, communist country."

"NATO condemned the tests, saying the move threatened the stability of the region and beyond, and Russia expressed "serious concern"."

There's tons of speculation regarding the timing of NK's testing. Some believe that they wanted to take the spotlight away from Iran's nuclear program, while others believe that this was aimed directly at threatening the US. But, regardless of any explanation, the latter is exactly what Jong-Il accomplished. This is exactly the type of incident that GWB prays for every night, and expect to see his poll numbers jump in the next couple of days. It doesn't matter whether the tests were successful or not, and so far it sounds like it was a foul tip rather than a home run, it won't take much to reignite the fires of fear that had been smoldering for the last couple of months, and you can be sure that Bush and Cheney will be there to fan the fire with an abestos blanket of tough talk, and aggressive rhetoricic. Of course, the problem with this strategy isn't the damage it will make with their political numbers, but rather the damage it will make to the American psyche, and human life. For the last five years or so we have needed to engage NK and Iran in a serious diplomatic dialogue that has been substituted for mere saber-rattling. Jong-Il has decided to rattle his own, but what he doesn't understand (besides the fact that it doesn't look good when your sabers shatter when they shake) is that this administration is more than ready to escalate any issue into violence.

Then again, maybe he does. We may think of Bush and co. in many negative lights, but simply because they're inept and a tad evil don't think that the world is lacking others with the same, and perhaps more intense traits of their own. Our foreign policy has encouraged the worse in peoples' nature rather than the best, but when that happens we shouldn't be surprised when you bring out a couple of demons. Hopefully a settling breeze will blow through and cool these hot heads.

Thursday, June 29, 2006


A couple of posts back I mention that Hamas was agreeing to recognize Israel, and that peace might be reached, and blah, blah, blah...


"Israeli troops rounded up dozens of ministers and lawmakers from the Palestinians’ ruling Hamas party Thursday while forging ahead with a military campaign in Gaza meant to win the release of an Israeli soldier held by Hamas gunmen.

The body of a kidnapped 18-year-old Jewish settler who was shot in the head was found in the West Bank, Israeli security officials said. Palestinian militants said they killed Eliahu Asheri, whose body was found buried near the West Bank city of Ramallah."

Nice time I'll know to keep my mouth shut. After all if I don't believe anything Bush says, why the hell would I believe Hamas, or Israel...or England, or Iran, or Italy, or Tora Bora.

PS: It's always nice to include Tora Bora in anything. Just say it, Tora Bora. The 2004 debates were a Tora Bora festival.

Kerry: ...and that's when the adminstration lost Bin Laden in Tora Bora.

Bush: We did not lose him in Tora Bora!

Kerry: You did in Tora Bora!

Bush: Tora Bora!

Kerry: Tora Bora!

Tora Bora.

Economy boom???

The good news:

"The economy sprang out of a year-end rut and zipped ahead in the opening quarter of this year at a 5.6 percent pace, the fastest in 2 1/2 years and even stronger than previously thought."

The bad news:

"In a separate report, the Labor Department said that new claims filed for unemployment benefits last week rose by 4,000 to 313,000 — a bit more than economists were expecting."


"Job growth lost momentum heading in the summer. Employers boosted payrolls by just 75,000 in May, the fewest new jobs since October."

The ugly:

"...companies’ profits continued to grow briskly. One measure of after-tax profits in the GDP report showed profits rose 13.8 percent in the first quarter. It was the second consecutive quarter of such strong growth."

So to recap, the GDP gains 5.6%, but unenployment claims have risen, and job growth is down, but company profits are soaring 13.8% in first quarter. I'm not Allen Greenspan, but it seems to me that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer. Guess I'll just have to listen to Tony Snow, he knows the facts.

President Bush "rebuked" by Supreme Court

In an extremely close, and perhaps partisan vote, the Supreme court voted 5-3 against the President's handing of detainees in the Guantanamo Bay detention center.

"The ruling, a rebuke to the administration and its aggressive anti-terror policies, was written by Justice John Paul Stevens, who said the proposed trials were illegal under U.S. law and international Geneva conventions."

The vote tied together liberal judges with their moderate peers, while the three conservatives on the Court: Thomas, Alito, and Scalia voted for the President. Chief Justice Kennedy was forced to sit out of this case because he'd been the judge for the plaintiff's previous appeal. The dissent to the ruling, written by Judge Thomas claims that the ruling would,

"Sorely hamper the president's ability to confront and defeat a new and deadly enemy."

While I'm sure Gib would be able to analyze the legal details of the case, my thoughts are that this is a victory in the greater war that America fights, a moral war in which terror seems to be overwhelming what Lincoln called, the "better angels of our nature." It seems to me that Bush and Co. have written indulgences for those in America to act indecently in the name fighting terror. I'm not going be as simplistic as our President and call us "the good guys," but I always believed that when we fight, we should fight from a higher moral ground, and that doing the ethical thing should be what defines this country. Like many Americans I'm not surprised at some of the dishonorable things that have occurred, but I am dismayed that these incidents go unpunished, and are even encouraged (for instance, rewriting the Army field manual to be more torture-friendly) by the executive. This is a good sign that we may become out of our state of fear and regaining our more moderate sensiblities.

By the way thought, I wonder how long before the right starts calling the Supreme Court activist judges?

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Great analysis....

I've been getting alot of Michael Moore brain freeze recently, which may be the reason my posts have been so reactionary and angry. In any case, Gib has a great breakdown regarding the Iraq PMs amnesty proposal. I'd have posted the link right to the post, but couldn't figure how. Anyway, click the above link, and scroll down to "You don't make peace with your friends." Good analysis of what alot of people in Washington should have been thinking about from the beginning.

Remember think, then invade.

Before you point a finger at illegal immigrants...

Check out the above link, for an test taken from the citizenship exam for this country? Could you pass?

By the way, I happened to have scored a perfect 100%. However I did have to guess a couple of questions. I'm well on my way to becoming a citizen, so I can kick others out and vote Republican!


Today, in two separate engagements, President Bush, and Vice-President Cheney, harshly criticized the New York Times for publishing reports leaking the government's secret program to monitor suspected terror suspects' bank accounts, calling them 'disgraceful.'

That's right guys, leaking reports about Constitutional crimes is 'disgraceful,' but leaking the name of a undercover CIA agent is 'politics.'

“For people to leak that program and for a newspaper to publish it does great harm to the United States of America,” Bush said, jabbing his finger for emphasis. (See picture) He said the disclosure of the program “makes it harder to win this war on terror.”

Basically, not doing everything you say, and following the laws of the land, makes it harder to win the war on terror. Right, gotcha.

This is sheer hypocrisy. Since 2000, when Bush and co. were placed in office, there seems to have been a secret war to destroy and hinder the freedom of the press, and why? Because it's hard to break laws, and commit acts of fraud, perjury, war, and torture when someone is looking over your shoulder. If it weren't for the press Valerie Plame would have never come out, nor the abuses of the NSA wiretapping scandal, nor the immortality of our secret interrogation chambers, or the lies about why were went to war, or fill-in-the-friggin-blank of everything unamerican the adminstration has committed in the supposed goal of saving America from the "terrorists." You know those guys that want to do us harm because they "hate our freedoms." Oh wait! I'm starting to get it now--you destroy the terrorists, by destroying our freedoms...and thus they have no reason to hate us anymore. Right, makes perfect logical sense. Welcome to Bushworld.

Of course, in the long run both the NYT story and Bush's criticism of that story, is meaningless. All the story does is frustrate Americans who are now so swept up in whirlwind of offenses that another is like tossing a ice cube on a glacier, and the criticism only continues to distract us from the war in Iraq. Furthermore, does looking at a bank account help us find terrorists? Let's see, how well did that go with organized crime? How many of you think that Bin Laden has a corporate account with Chase labeled "Al-Qaida?" The money that terrorists use are so laundered that when it gets handed to the Russians for Kalashnikovs it smells like Tide. The terrorists (who aren't stupid by the way, just because we treat them like morons don't make it so) know they're being monitored, and are taking steps to hide their tracks. That's why they're the terrorists, and the Bush administration are Republicans.

Ok, maybe I'll hold my breath a little while...

Today the big news out of the Middle East is that the Hamas, and moderate Fatah parties have agreed on a plan that implicitly recognizes Israel. This comes after months of sanctions from the western world that have insisted that Palestine recognizes Israel's existence.

Surprisingly, the deal also calls on militants to limit their attacks to areas captured by Israel doing the 1967 war. Not sure what this means exactly in the grand scheme of things, and chalk it up to the irrationality that's indicative of mideast foreign policy. (a peace plan that gives allowances for war). Nonetheless, this is a momentous occasion in Israel-Palestine relations. And big ups need to be shown to President Mahmoud Abbas who's been able to accomplish so much while working with nothing, including having a militant group upsur power from him in the past year or so. We'll be keeping an eye out.

PS: What is the US going to do now? Jumping into the middle of these talks and providing support and incentives for peace would dramatically help out our presence in the Middle East, but somehow I don't see it happening. When it comes to doing the wrong thing, we're geniuses, but when it comes to being positive we are incredibly lackadaisical...well, we are Americans after all.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Interesting reading...

Rude Pundit's take on blogging critics...

Hat tip: Sullivan

Good luck with that...

Yet anyother move in the chess game between NK and the USA. Your move Korea.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Are you ready for some war!?!?!

Iran, North Korea? Iran? North Korea?

As our War Machine (decimated, and demoralized as it is) begins to rev up (or crawl up) to our next battle the above question is all we need to figure out, and best believe it is coming. Perpetual War for Perpetual peace. According to PJM News, three aircraft carriers, along with 22,000 troops and 280 warplanes came together in Guam for five days of war games:

"The exercise "was a demonstration of the U.S. Pacific Command's ability to quickly amass a force ... and project peace, power and presence in the region," Air Force Lt. Gen. David Deptula told The Associated Press."

What I love about this is the pathological, and psychopathic use of word "peace," as if "war games" could ever project peace. How skewed are these people that they can actually use "peace" and "power" in the same sentence? The only possible way you could do that is to add the work "cannabis" in there some where as well, and I mean the weed and not the rapper. And we wonder why anyone doesn't seem to trust us. I think the thing that's hitting me hardest now, especially after reading the book Overthrow (
is that I always thought that the people above handed us this bullshit but never really believed it themselves, but seeing the eagerness, and imbecilic sincerity in which they pass off their rhetoric, I now understand that the monarch does have clothes only they're made out of slogans and tag phrases, and they're as tight as hot pants on a prostitute's ass. Regardless, I still believe that war with Iran is much more upcoming than North Korea, which is, in the grand scheme of things, unfortunate since they have accumulated so much military might, and seem as willing as we are to flex their muscle.

Playing with numbers...

There's a new Pew Research Center study out, which claims that support for Bin Laden is down while belief that Islam countries can become democratized is up. While I'd like to take this news with optimism two things keep me skeptical. One, we know from our polls in the US how notroriously wrong they can be (Kerry had the 2004 election on lock, so did Gore, etc), its all in the way the questions are phrased and I'm sure its not too hard to phrase a question as not to garner support for Bin Laden, since, after all, he's spending his resources fighting a war, while Bush and co, spend theirs committed to market research and propaganda. Bin Laden doesn't have a Rove, only a crappy video editor. Two, much like the United States, how many people, when approached by a pollster would actually claim to support Bin Laden?

Telephone operator: Hi. I'm conducting a poll.

Jordanian: That's great. Usually I would hang up on you, but you caught me between reading the Koran and eating hummus so I have some time.

Operator: Great. First question. Do you a) support Bin Laden. b) Hate Bin Laden c) Hate Bin Laden, and don't want us to trace this call, or d) Love Democracy, Love George Bush, Love Rambo, Hate Bin Laden and don't want a 500 pound bomb dropped on you and your love ones?

Jordanian: Um...gee tough question...I guess I'll take d.

Operator: Are you sure?

Jordanian: Um...yeah.

Operator: Great. And would you also like to switch your phone company?


Thursday, June 22, 2006

More deaths in Iraq...

People getting kidnapped, five US soldiers dead, and another Saddam lawyer murdered...Insert your joke here...

Brown out, brown in...

This just in: The New York Knicks have dismissed head coach Larry Brown after the Knicks fell to a dismal 23-59 record last season. He will be replaced by GM Isiah Thomas.

It's sort of funny actually that this happened when it did. I was just talking about the Knicks with some of my co-workers yesterday, reminiscing over the Pat Ewing days when it was pretty much guaranteed that they would make it at least to the second round of the playoffs, or at least to whatever round the Bulls were in so Jordan could posterize the entire team. Yet somewhere in the middle of that, the front office, and more importantly the public, became satisfied with mediocrity, show boaters, and has beens like Stephon Marbury, and Penny Hardaway. No one is asked to give, and so we don't get (much like Congress). Frankly, it doesn't matter if they got Phil Jackson, Pat Riley, or Jesus Christ to head coach this team. Until the standards are raised, and the public begins to flow from the stands, the Knicks will continue to be the antique engine that couldn't.

Afghan president blasts United States policy

Current Afghan president Hamid Karzai urged the international community to "reassess its approach to the war on terror saying that the deaths of over 600 afghans has been unacceptable.

"A clearly frustrated Karzai said the approach being taken by coalition forces to hunt down militants does not focus on the roots of terrorism itself."

The definition of a day late and a dollar short.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Head up, brave citizen!

Stephen Hawking says we should colonize space before we destroy the Earth. I agree, it would bring new jobs, and give hope to people that there can be a better future tomorrow. Perhaps we're so obsessed with land because we don't think they're any left. A space program, a real market based, comprehensive program, would be the defining moment of human history.

Of course we'd have to make sure the phrase "under God" is in the pledge of allegiance( before we did that, because having that is really important.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Take it for what it's worth again...

Al-Qaida has announced the so-called 20th hijacker. Only it's about 4 years too late. Maybe next time they'll tell us who killed JFK.

How are Aaron Boone and Ben Roethlisberger alike?

Because they're both dumbasses.

If anyone remembers, Aaron Boone ( was the 3rd baseman of the Yankees who made the famous (or infamous, if you're from Boston) walk off homer in the 11th inning of the 2003 ACLS to give the Yanks a 6-5 victory over the Bos Sox. Then the next summer, in violation of his Yankee contract, he played a pick up basketball game in which he ended up tearing a knee ligament. He ended up getting cut from the team.

Likewise, Big Ben, the youngest man ever to lead an NFL team to a Super Bowl victory was seriously injured in a motorcycle crash that resulted in several facial and head fractures. All of which have been repaired by surgeons. It is possible that Roethlisberger will be able to play again, fortunate considering that he wasn't wearing a helmet.

Please don't get me wrong. I don't wish these guys harm in any way, however sometimes you just have to call a spade a spade. When you make millions and millions of dollars with your body the intelligent thing to do is to protect your investment. People talk about athletes being danger seekers, but shouldn't the glory of their profession provide them enough thrills to carry them through the year? People work their entire life to make what these guys do in a season, and yet these guys seem to squander their opportunities for a rush of adrenaline. A person's life is their own, and they have the right to do what they see fit, but at the same time I also have the right to call them dumbasses.

I hope for Big Ben's full recovery, both physically and mentally.

Saturday, June 10, 2006


The story above is about the 14 Palestinian deaths which have occured during shelling of the Gaza Strip by Israel in the last couple of months. But what I wanted to focus on was translating some of the world wide commentary made regarding this issue.

(Statement from Yahoo! News): ...roundly condemned the Israeli actions in Gaza, saying it was deeply shocked by an "unacceptable" and "disproportionate" use of force.

(Translation): Doesn't anyone want any parts for nuclear weapons? Just talk to Iran! Sony guts!

(Statement from Yahoo! News):... condemned the air raids as a "disproportionate," and warned against a spiral of violence in the region. A statement issued by the French foreign ministry "called on the two sides for restraint," and expressed condolences to the families of the Palestinian victims.

(Translation) Doesn't anyone want to surrender?

(Statement from Yahoo! News):...condemned the Israeli action as unacceptable.

(Translation): Whatever, we just want our slaves back. Our orders of Pyramids is piling up like a mutha over here!

(Statement from Yahoo! News):...expressed its "opposition to the use of force as a means of solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict."

(Translation): Hello! Does anyone still notice us? You know we used to have an empire!

(Statement from Yahoo! News): ...reaffirmed Israel's "right to defend itself," but said it should consider "the consequences of its actions."

(Translation): Please ignore Iraq, please ignore Iraq, please ignore Iraq, please ignore Iraq, please ignore Iraq...

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