Sorry, but this pic just seemed so right...
In case you don't follow The Hotline (like the 99.99999 % of the rest of the world) the Southern Republican Leadership Conference, put down their Bibles and walked out of their tents yesterday in order to cast their votes in the "Straw poll," an informal consensus to see who GOP'ers would like to have run for President.
The race was close as they attempted to find someone in the Republican party who wasn't under inditment, but in the end they ended up with Bill Frist, who besides being corrupt and has criminal charges pending also has the almost Godlike ability to diagnose patients through videotape.
I really don't know why they would have chosen Frist over all the other honest Republicans, like John McCain, or John McCain, or John McCain...ok, really you guys suck...can we all admit to that now? No? How about that Iraq was...no? Not that either? Sigh...
Well at least Newt Gingrich only got 13 votes, the least except for Chuck Hagel...does that mean anything, not really...Bill Frist, wow...I hear the Democrats are going to nominate Satan and the Green party is going to nominate Ralph Nader. In the end, Jeb Bush will win by a single tampered vote.
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Just an addendum to that last post--I forgot that McCain was a part of the Keating 5...everyone sucks...
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