Thursday, March 09, 2006

Abu Ghraib to become Camp Cropper...

Remember when Kentucky Fried Chicken became KFC? The spinmisters at whatever ad firm the fast food company hired thought that KFC would sound younger and hip, so they switched the name. Sure it was the same product, and maybe it became greasier, but it was so cool!

Well it looks like Abu Ghraib got the same treatment. The US military announced plans to move all their prisoners from Abu Ghraib to the lesser known Camp Cropper, where Saddam Hussein is being held. This move is about as staged as a Tommy Tune production. The Bush administration has shown no willingness to change its methods of interrogation, but by changing prisons it must believe that its giving the old okey-doke to the rest of the world.

The old okey-doke by the way, is when you tell someone you're going to do something with absolutely no plans of actually doing it.

KFC and Camp Cropper, the same ole shit, totally new day.

Another great slogan! I should do marketing.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Your right nothing has changed, Camp Cropper is just like Abu Graib, only the detainees have better faculities, running water, room to exerice and more rights then a US prisoner. Oh and the interragations didn't change either, check your sources it was bored MP that took thoose pics, nothing to do with interragations. before you leave some blog on the web make sure you know what your talking about.

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