Thursday, July 13, 2006

Ken Lay is a modern day Jesus Christ!

...or at least that's what the guy giving the eulogy said.

"The Reverend Dr. Bill Lawson compared Lay with civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. and Jesus Christ, and said his name would eventually be cleared. "He was taken out of the world right at the right time," he said. "History has a way of vindicating people who have been wronged."

Sullivan's having a titty attack, but what would you expect the minister to say?

"Here Lies Ken Lay, father, son, husband, and dirty rotten thiefing bastard! May you rot in hell you sorry son of a bitch!"

Far as I know, the church is only good with the dammnation thing when it comes to sex and evolution.

PS: Did ya see? Did ya see? I made like a link, in like a word...only took me about three years to learn that. Yet another reason why I need a face full of buckshot.

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