Yes folks, somewhere in the middle of all Decision 06 stuff Saddam was convicted and sentenced. My question is--what should be done about his execution? Now since the Iraqis don't have the same ideas about Cruel and Unusual punishment as America used to (and yes, that's not a typo), and since this guy did some real damage to real people, I think it would benefit everyone if we could think of some revenue gathering ideas for his execution that would help out Saddam's victims. Here's a few that I thought of, and please feel free to add your own.
1) Hang him and then make a real life "Weekend at Bernie's" featuring his corpse. Feel free to use his body in the next "Borat" movie as well.
2) Have a special, world-wide, edition of "Deal or no Deal" in which the contestants are nothing but Saddam victims. Saddam will be kept in a cage the entire time, and every time the contestants say "No deal" they also get to kick him in the nuts. If a person wins the million dollars they get the money and Saddam is executed at the winner's whim.
3) Mike Tyson vs. Saddam Hussein in a bare knuckle brawl--promoted by Don King--also pay-per-view worldwide. Tyson could use the confidence.
4) The Running Man
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