Ok, it seems pretty obvious that AG has got to go. Thus it would not be worth my time to post reasons for his resignation. Instead, I think it would be a better rhetorical exercise to think of reasons that he should stay in office, so on that point:
Top five reasons Alberto Gonzales should remain as Attorney General:
5) His wife is really cute.
4) If AG leaves what will Josh Marshall have to talk about?
3) He makes Congress look Bipartisan.
2) Pat Robertson's law school won't have any place to send its graduates.
and the number one reason to leave AG in office...
1) If you throw a minority out of a high government position then Imus has won.
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