"TEHRAN, Iran - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced that his government would release the detained 15 British sailors and marines Wednesday as an Easter gift to the British people.
"Iranian state television later showed the British sailors talking to Ahmadinejad at the country's presidential palace apparently minutes before they were to be freed."
What Ahmadinejad didn't mention was that they would all be covered in milk chocolate, wrapped in gold foil and would come filled with a creamy center of anthrax. Seriously, in terms of PR these guys need to hire those GEICO guys. I can see it now:
"Middle East policy: so easy even an Iranian can do it."And then cut with scenes from 300. Iranians LOVED that movie.
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