I'm back

Hey folks,

Sorry I've been gone for so long. I began my first novel in November, and just finished last Friday (at least with the first draft--the editing is still coming). It arrives in at a very obese 1119 pages, and I hope to widdle that down to 800, if the Force is with me.

Sadly it seems that my arrival back to the WOTP may have come at a bad time because there seems to be one of those lulls in the political strife that this column feeds on. Good for America, but bad for business. Mostly dominating the news front has been the new Pope though, for the most part, I have no thoughts on the matter. Personally I consider myself agnostic, and really don't have opinions upon the leadership of any religious organization whether it be the Catholic Church or the Mormons. I hear that the new pope is conservative, so I guess he wants to bring back the inquisition. Of course I might have confused him with GWB.

Anyway, I'm sure the Delay scandal, and Bolton nominations will bring some entertainment and fire back to WOTP. I just wanted to let all my fans (all two of you) know that I'm back on my beat.